Last week , fans were shocked by photos of Johnny Depp looking gaunt and frail while on tour with his band in Europe .
If you haven't seen the image in question,just imagine what Johnny would look like if he had spet the past few moths preparing for a live -action sequel to the Corpse Bride.
Or, ya know ...You can just see for yourself in the pic below ..
Look , Depp superfans are a real and terrifying bunch , and we know better than to needlessly provoke them , so before you scroll down to the comments to excoriate us for cracking jokes about a dying man, let us make one thing clear :
Johnny Depp is probably not dying.
In fact , he's probably just fine.
In fact, his reps have already issued a staatement claiming that he's losing weight on purpose and is healthier than he 's been in years.
But none of that will stop tha australian tabloids from working their readers up into a lather with claims that Depp is on his deathbed.
Anyway, one scandal sheet from Down Under has demonstrated an obsession with Johnny's well-being that's matched only single Hot Topic clerk on the planet.
In a piece with the admirably restrained and subtle title of ''What's killing Johnny ? '' a magazine that's apperently known only as NW claimed that sources that sources close to the actor are deeply concerned that he's on his last(fatally skinny)legs.
''His friends are worried he's keeping quiet about a serious illness ,''says an almost certainly made-up ''insider.''
Anyway, one scandal sheet from Down Under has demonstrated an obsession with Johnny's well-being that's matched only single Hot Topic clerk on the planet.
In a piece with the admirably restrained and subtle title of ''What's killing Johnny ? '' a magazine that's apperently known only as NW claimed that sources that sources close to the actor are deeply concerned that he's on his last(fatally skinny)legs.
''His friends are worried he's keeping quiet about a serious illness ,''says an almost certainly made-up ''insider.''
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